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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Me & Bobby M'gee


"I can't believe you got a cat, Ma. What on earth made you change your mind about owning a pet?" F E L I N E..........18 points

"I don't know. The pressure of the layoffs, feeling crappy all the time maybe. I just suddenly felt like I wanted something else alive in the apartment besides me.
Now it's me and Bobby M'gee!"C U T E.......8 points

"Weird name."

"You're just too young to get it."

"I'm glad you have some company and I'm glad you don't have cancer.
All the biopsies came back negative. Right?"
R E L I E F...........12 points

"Yeah, but I'm still crawling with these damned parasites! Rudy thinks it's funny that I adopted a cat and I'm the one who needs to be wormed."
I R O N Y............12 points

"That's soooooo gross. Speaking of Rudy, how'd the coyote hunting go this weekend?"
Y U C K......20 points

"Only saw one coyote and that was from the window of the car."

"I thought he was gonna call them in with his predator calls."

"Too much wind and we were dodging rain storms most of the day. But the hiking was great and we had a blast the next day on the four wheelers." F U N ......10 points

"You never liked ATV's before." O D D...........8 points

"I know. I was scared to death at first, but I was trying to be a good sport in front of his friends."

"Four wheeling is awesome!"

"Once I got use to it and relaxed, I had fun. We saw hundreds of deer on our sunset ride. Wish I could have caught them on the camera, but they were too fast." R E G R E T.........9 points

"The pictures you took were great. I still hate hunting.
W H I N E ...........16 points

"Well, Rudy didn't hunt anything but groundhogs this weekend."

"Groundhogs have feelings too you know. Crap! I've got nothing but vowels."

"Not when Rudy gets done with them." S L A M...........21 points

"Nice, Ma. Real nice You guys are seriously messed up!"
E E R I E...........5 points

"Way to use up those vowels."

2 comments:

Rudy said...

30 caliber pill will dull the senses.........

flutterby said...

Or a boot in the .......... by a crazy man.