Stalker Talk

"Hey Mom! While you're up would you get that other bottle out of the fridge?"

"Sure. Where are the glasses?"

"Just use the plastic cups on the counter. I don't have any more wine glasses."

"Um...What happened to them all?"

"I broke them. OK? Just use the plastic." N O S E Y .........16 points

"I'm not even going to ask. Here. Take your glass and be very very careful. No spillage on the game board." C L U M S Y .......14 points

"Like you never do anything dumb. Wendy told me about the phone episode the other day."

A N C I E N T......9 points

"What about the phone?"

"You were on the phone with her and you started to get all upset cause you couldn't find your phone in your purse. You thought you'd left it at work or something. You had it right in your hand for Gods sake!"

"Oh that. R A T ........6 points. She shouldn't have blabbed. Anyway, I was just upset because she was telling me about that stalker guy who bought a pup from her a couple years ago."

"Yeah. He's some nut case. Those e-mails were spooky. Talking about guns and post traumatic stress shit. Not to mention wanting to make love to her."

W E I R D ......15 points.

"At least the police are taking it seriously."

"I think the part about the guns kind of makes them nervous."

"Them? What about Wendy? She's home alone with the kids most of the time and this guy knows where they live." R I S K ......10 points.

"I was surprised they only found a DUI arrest in his background check. I figured there'd be more. I doubt if Wendy's the only woman he's ever stalked." C R I M E .....13 points.

"No. Just the only one who's husband went to the police and filed an incident report."

"Maybe we should all chip in for Christmas and buy them a home security system."

"Or maybe she should start breeding and selling Rottweilers instead of Goldens."

G U A R D ....8 points.

"Wonder if they've got phone locators for seniors on the market?" S M I R K ....16 points.

"Ha Ha! You might want to look into buying in bulk from The Pottery Barn. They have nice glassware." T A K E D O W N ....72 points. "All seven tiles. Bonus points! Cha-Ching!"

"You can't use that. It's two words! It's hyphenated or something....."

"Perfectly legal. It's a wrestling move. As in: I win. You're pinned"

"You're cheating, Mom. Take those tiles off the board......."

"Oopsie. Good thing that was plastic.