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Friday, June 12, 2009

Lights Out

"What's up with your game tonight? I'm not even having fun beating you!"

"Been a long week and I'm tired of thinking. The ten hour days are killing me. I love having Monday off but don't think I'll ever get use to this schedule."
W H I N E .......28 points

"Well, its not like you have to go home and take care of kids or pets or a husband or anything."
T O U G H.......12 points

"I know but I just want to shower, eat something and crawl under the covers when I get home."

"So just do that"

"I try, but things keep popping up. Like last week, the construction outside the library made me 20 minutes late getting home. I waited through five light changes at State and Snow."
U N F A I R ......10 points

"You use to have to comute across town ma."

" I know. But then I pulled up to the underground parking garage at the apartment and my electronic key wouldnt work. Found out the electricity was out."

"So just park outside and forget about it" Q U E E N .........36 points

"Yeah, sure, but then I couldn't use the elevators."
C U R S E.........12 points

"OH...sucks to live on the seventh floor." P I T Y.........18 points

"You get the picture now. Huffed my way to the top of the stairs. Then I kept wandering in and out of rooms flipping switches like they were gonna work." I D I O T ........8 points

"How long were the lights off?" H O L E ........10 points

"About three hours. I lit some candles and took a quick shower so my hair would dry before I went to bed, since I couldn't use my blowdrier. Then I sat in the living room starving to death cause I couldn't even heat up the frozen soup I was gonna have."

"So why didnt you go out and get a pizza?"

"Thats what Rudy said. No way was I gonna go up and down seven flights of stairs again. Even for pizza. I'd rather starve."
L A Z Y......28 points

"Don't suppose they'd deliver on the seventh floor either?"

"Probably not. I finally called Rudy and whined about sitting in the dark with nothing to eat."

"Bet he loved that." C R A Z Y .........17 points

"Yeah well he just laughed and reminded me that I had a gas stove."

"Oh my god mom! You're kidding. You forgot you had gas instead of electric?"

"Yeah. He found that quite amusing too. He said, "Put the soup in a pan and put it on the gas flame just like they did in the old days." Then he added, "Don't forget to plug it in Hon!"
A S S H O L E.........10 points

"You can't use that! Besides, it's a horrible waste of your esses"
C H E A T.......12 points

"Why not? Just hooking on to your hole. Give me a break here. And you let me worry about wasting my tiles."

"You need a keeper not a boyfriend, Ma"

"You're probably right. Someday you'll be getting a call from poor Rudy saying I've gone missing. Just wandered off somewhere. "
G U I L T ........8 points

"Right! I'm gonna go open another bottle of wine and try to swallow some of this BS your'e handing out tonight. Meanwhile, just focus on the game OK?" L O S T .........4 points

"I'm trying. I'm trying.

2 comments:

Rudy said...

Did you try rubbing two sticks together to get the electric range to work??????

flutterby said...

Did you note that the Scrabble Board spelled out ASSHOLE?