When Pigs Fly

E X A C T .....32 points. "OOOOH OOOH Good for me, Ma."

"OK. I'm getting another glass of wine. How about you?"

"Not when I'm winning. You can't pull that on me."

"By the way. We won't be going to the Memorial day picnic at the Bush's either this year."
C L U E ........12 points.

"Why not? I can't go cause I'm on call . But what excuse did you find?"

"Um...No excuse. We just kind of got uninvited."

"You're kidding. How'd you get that lucky?" A M A Z E ......40 points

"Forty points! That sucks. Johns in a panic about this swine flu thing. I figured if I went to Mexico on vacation, I'd stay away from Boo and Mathew for 7 to 10 days. But John is insisting on a two week quarantine for me."
S H A M E .........15 points

"Ouch! Guess they don't need a baby sitter till next month. Sorry, Ma, that probably wasn't very funny." T E A S E ......12 points

"Well, I can't blame him for being paranoid and I didn't want to go anyway. I was jealous of you being able to say you were on call." F A K E ........22 points

"Then why are you so mad?" T R U T H ......18 points

"I'm not mad." L I A R ........10 points

"Yeah you are. Your jaw is doing that weird thing it does when you're pissed."

"I don't know. I guess I'm just tired of having to ask permission every time I want to visit my daughter and my grandchildren."

"Well, Ma, the Bush family is crazy. You are way too sensitive, and I have my own issues. I'm not sure abstinence isn't the best thing to do when it comes to our family get togethers."
H O N E S T Y ......22 points.

"How did we ever get like this?" G U I L T .....8 points

"We're no different than most people."

"Ya think?"

"Yeah, I do. Everybody is nuts. We're just, um.....less medicated than most. Here let me pour that for you."
C R U T C H ........16 points.

"I'm losing again and I have crap for tiles." P I T Y .......16 points.

"Just go on vacation, Ma. Forget all this bull shit and go. It will all still be here when you get back." P R O M I S E ....32 points

"Thanks. I feel better already."