Life's Lemon Laws

"Wow! Nice new vehicle in the drive."

"Yup and no car payments. How cool is that?"

"Well its about time you caught a break. Don't expect one from me though. I'm feeling smart today. Not bad tiles to start."

"Yeah but I get to go first." L U C K Y ....double for 26 points.

"OK, so lets see if your luck holds. Were you able to pay cash for the new car?" H A P P Y .... 18 points.

"Uh Huh. Mazda bought that piece of junk back for everything I paid including interest. I couldn't believe the Better Business Bureau would come through for me like that." A M A Z E ....32 points.

"Ouch, yer killin' me here. So the lemon law actually works?"

"Apparently. Took me six months and a lawyer, but after four years with that piece of crap car I got my money back. Enough to pay cash for this new one."

"No car payments. That's a first for you! I'm really glad."
J U S T I C E ........20 points.

"Hey! Jim got his shift change at last too. We actually get to see each other now. Things are really good." P E A C E .......12 points.

"So he'll be moving in soon?"

"Yeah. I think it's gonna work this time."

"Looks like you're finally getting a payoff for all your efforts. I know how hard you've worked for everything you have."
P R I D E ..........11 points.

"I'm kinda like you though. Always waitin' for the other shoe to drop." W O R R Y.......18 points.

"Maybe we should both ease up and just go barefoot for a while. No shoes, nothing to fall out of the sky on us anymore."
H O P E .........10 points.

"I'll drink to that! I got 88 points and you're only sitting on 59. I'm thinkin' you're losing this one Ma." B R A G ........8 points.

"Wonder why it doesn't feel like it?"