Feng Shui

"Hi Argos. Sweet baby. I love this dog."

"I keep tellin' you. You need a pet."

"I have a pet. What's this wine? Not a Chardonnay.
E X P E N S E ......Yee Haw! All seven tiles. Double score plus bonus points.......86 Points"

"What the...? Are you kidding me? Who starts out like that? Forget the wine. No more wine for you. And you do not have a pet. P O O P ......10 points."

"Nice word. I have Tai. He's my Zen master."

"God, Ma. A fish? You call that a pet?"

"Yup. You obviously, need some karma in your life. A fish with bamboo plants and river rocks would be good for you.
B R E A T H ......16 points."

"Argos would eat the plants and the fish. T O U G H ....12 points."

"Seriously, with the stress in your job, you need some Feng Shui or something. Q U E E N .......36 points"

"Damn it, Ma what are you doing? P A N I C .....22 points."

"Playin'. Just Playin'. You gave me the U. Seriously, I don't know how you manage your surgery rotation. How do you do it?"

"It's not easy. I'm use to cardiac surgery. The general surgery isn't so clean cut. Amputations, OBGYN stuff. It's gross and not exactly what I prefer, but it's less pressure and lots less on call time."

"I told you, you need some karma in your life. I'm gonna get you a fish. Z E R O ...42 points."

"I don't need karma. I need good tiles like you got. This sucks.
U N C L E ....16 points"