Gender Issues

"Hey Bobby! You're a handsome dude. Oh look, he rolled over for me to scratch him."

"Yup. He's easy all right. You should see him when you've got a cat treat in your hand. I'm gonna go first. OK?"

"Go ahead. He is a cutie. Still puking on the carpets?"

"Not since I switched him to canned food, but now I've got to haul his ass down to Akron every time I spend a weekend with Rudy." Q U I Z ......... 44 points.

"OK Mr Mgee, I see Mom's cheating already. No wonder you wanted to go first." I D I O T ..........8 points. "How is he with Rudy's cats?"

"Not so good I'm afraid. Lots of hissing and spitting and five-in-the-eye stuff." F I G H T ..............12 points.

"That's not so bad. They're all declawed. Right?" F A I R .......10 points.

"Yes, but Bobby wound up with fur in his teeth, so apparently he bites too."

B U L L Y.........9 points.

"Ouch! Bring him over to my house. The boys will take care of him real quick.

P R O M I S E ......26 points.

"Argos doesn't need another chew toy. He's got all those door knobs to keep him occupied." B R A T .....7 points.

"I thought pets were suppose to make us live longer because they give us love and stuff. How come our guys are such a pain in the ass?" S T R E S S .....16 points.

"Not sure exactly, but I'm thinking maybe it's a gender issue.

M E N .....5 points.

"You don't suppose they're getting back at us for neutering them?"

R E V E N G E ........12 points.

"I don't know, but it's the only time we've had the upper hand ."

S E X ......14 points.

"Maybe Jim and Rudy............"

"Don't even go there Sarah."

" I'm just sayin' " W O M E N ...........10 points