Drive Me Crazy

"Good game. I'm up 25 points, Ma."
"Getting late."
"So? You're staying the night right?"
"Not this time."
"No way! You are not driving home this late at night!
D E M A N D.........12 points."
"I only had one glass of wine"
"Wine is not the problem, and you know it."
"OK. Then what is the problem?"
"You have poor night vision, and you are um....directionally challenged."
"When did you become so politically correct? W H I N E ....14 points."
"Since I'm trying not to piss you off. Ma, don't make me call Wendy. She saw you go the wrong direction on the freeway ramp. T H R E A T ........10 points."
"That was five years ago. Doesn't the statute of limitations apply here?
P L E A D ....8 points."
"OK. Last month you left here and took 77 south and you got lost. You had to call me. Remember?"
"Oh. That. Couldn't remember which exit to take, that's all.
A L I B I ......6 points."
"480 West! For God's sake! Who doesn't know that? "
"I don't usually take 77."
"Ma. You've lived here twenty three years. You got confused cause it was dark and you couldn't see!. Maybe you're getting too old to drive at night.
F A C T S .......10 points."
"I'm only 58 years old. Grandma drove till she was eighty two.
E X C U S E ....... 18 points."
"Yeah. That was about ten years too long. She almost got killed pulling out in front of that guy."
"I'm not grandma!"
"Plus.....you've locked your keys in the car three times this year."
"Well, I've met some really nice people doing that. J O K E .....14 points."
"You make me crazy, Ma! You're staying. Ought to get picked up for DWS.
M U M B L E .....18 points."
"What?"
"DWS, Ma......Driving while SENILE!"
"Nice, Sarah, really nice. B R A T .......6 points."